“Florida Man Attempts to Tackle Lion, Gets Run Over for 218 Yards Instead.”
A Tampa man posing as a Bucs defender was steamrolled Monday night by a roaming Lion identified as Jahmyr Gibbs, who racked up 218 yards and a 78-yard TD. Officials say the suspect was left “dazed, confused, and several steps behind” as Detroit cruised to a 24–9 win.