Ah, child… hear this. On December 3, 2023, the Lions moved like shadows, Montgomery charging, Goff sending magic passes to LaPorta and Amon-Ra St. Brown.
The Saints tried to turn the tide, but LaPorta held the spell, catching 140 yards to keep victory.
When the final drum beat, the curse was broken: Lions 33, Saints 28. The spirits bowed to Detroit that night.