Once upon a Sunday in Detroit, the Detroit Lions hosted the Cleveland Browns and nothing short of chaos unfolded. The Browns kicked off with an 88-yard touchdown drive, crowing early—then the Lions responded like cats awakened from a nap.
Detroit’s defense began feasting: two interceptions, one fumble forced, and suddenly the Browns’ offense looked like it misplaced its map and compass. Meanwhile, the Lions’ special teams sneaked in a 65-yard punt return for a touchdown—because why not throw one more curveball? The scoreboard eventually read 34–10, Detroit.
And so, in this story of victors and victims, the Lions prowled away with the win, while the Browns wandered off wondering where they left their helmets.