Captain’s log: stardate December 22, 2024. The mighty Detroit Lions executed a flawless mission against their longtime adversaries, the Chicago Bears, prevailing 34‑17 in hostile territory. Jared Goff beamed with precision—336 yards and three TDs; Jameson Williams teleported past the defense for an 82‑yard strike; and Jahmyr Gibbs powered forth with 109 rushing yards and a touchdown. With this victory, Detroit set a new franchise record for wins and secured their position atop the NFC. The mission is successful—engage forward.